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Latest 30+ Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share with Friends – Canada and USA celebrate the national holiday on Thanksgiving Day. It is celebrated on every fourth Thursday of November in the United States and 2nd October in Canada. On this occasion, people come together to enjoy with their friends and relatives and to convey them their thanks for being so grateful to them.

There is always something for which one is thankful. Different people have different ways to celebrate the Thanksgiving day. Some people plan for a feast with their loved ones while others send text messages to them. This made us to bring a wonderful collection of Funny Thanksgiving quotes with you so that you can pass them to your friends and family.

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

  1. Hello Butterball help line? They’re gonna shove me in the oven! GET ME OUT OF HERE. Yes I’ll hold. ~ Mike Vanatta
  2. Thanksgiving – when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. ~ Melanie White
  3. Unless you live alone, do you ever REALLY know where that turkey baster’s been? ~ Just Bill
  4. I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. ~ Craig Ferguson
  5. Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus. ~ Melanie White
  6. Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~ Johnny Carson
  7. Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. ~ Nicole Hollander
    Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving. ~ W.T. Purkiser
  8. After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. ~ Oscar Wilde
  9. Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
  10. We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving.  Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan.  You get more stuffing. ~ George Carlin
  11. No One Diets on Thanksgiving. ~ Erma Bombeck
  12. What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.  I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
  13. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often. ~ Johnny Carson
  14. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. ~ Reba McEntire
  15. Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~ €”Johnny Carson
  16. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’™s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. ~ €”Mitch Hedberg
  17. I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. ~ Craig Ferguson
  18. We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. ~ George Carlin
  19. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is no the coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck
  20. Thanksgiving – when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. ~ Melanie White
  21. It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. ~  €”Phyllis Diller
  22. It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
  23. I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
  24. OMG, I gave thanks for everything yesterday, but it was the WRONG DAY. ~ Steve Martin
  25. Extended family Thanksgiving gatherings are like sitting around with living, breathing forwarded emails. ~ Erica
  26. The Pilgrims had the amazing foresight to invent Thanksgiving and football on the same day. ~ Greg Tamblyn
  27. Your Tofurkey Thanksgiving dinner isn’t cruelty-free as far as your guests are concerned. ~ John Lyon
  28. Mom’s Thanksgiving diet tip: Don’t be a turkey and eat like such a pig. ~ Anonymous
  29. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home. ~ Melanie White
  30. Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped. ~ Just Bill
  31. Sorry I overreacted when we both reached for the last piece of pecan pie. I had no idea a fork could penetrate so far into a human forearm. ~ John Lyon

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