30+ Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Teachers: Every powerful man has once passed through the hands of a teacher. Teaching is such a profession that builds the carrier of students in a healthy way. Whether it is Teachers’ day or just we want to regard them as their selfless service with a lot of care, here are some great Thanksgiving quotes for teachers.
We can also send these quotes on World Teachers’ day which is celebrated on 5th October. Various countries celebrate this day in various different ways. It can be by making teachers relax on this day or by having a party for them.And posting special quotes for teachers day and making them feel special. Additionally, below are various other quotes for teachers and the prime role they play in our lives.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
– Johnny Carson
Stove Top Dressing: satisfying your craving for a big bowl full of wet onions and mush since 1957!
– Mike Vanatta
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!’
– Jack Handey
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck
The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’” —Jim Gaffigan
What if, today, we were grateful for everything?
Be present in all things and thankful for all things.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
No one has ever become poor by giving.
Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more.
Great Uncle Jefferson Taylor occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, he was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock.
The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. Benjamin Franklin
The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. H.U. Westermayer
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is. Albert Einstein
Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are? – Kenny Rogerson
I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” – Jon Stewart
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus. – Melanie White
I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” – Howie Mandel
Shot my first turkey today..scared the crap out of everyone in the froze food section, it was awesome
Store security stopped my wife at the door for trying to steal a butterball turkey. I had to show ID proving I’m not a butterball turkey. – Just Bill
I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family. – Damien Fahey
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.
– Andy Borowitz
You know that just before the first Thanksgiving there was one wise old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.”
– Dylan Brod