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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes about Family & Friends

Best Funny Thanksgiving Quotes about Family & Friends – No relation is prior to these special people called family. So, this Thanksgiving let us gift our families one of the best things, the appreciating words. When the family sits together around the table, there can be no other best time to share these Funny thanksgiving quotes about family. So, be ready to turn this get-together into the most amazing moment of your day. This funny Thanksgiving quotes to assist in offering gratitude in such an amazing way that one can feel the thrill of words. Stop taking minutes, just grab the chance and share these wonderful Thanksgiving quotes with the ones you care most about.

Families deserve thanks in a distinctive way and these quotes do no less than achieving that satisfaction. Wish to turn even more innovative this Thanksgiving? Leave these quotes under the food bowls served on the table. Make your mother feel that she is the best cook and let her feel how her made food is special than anything else on this earth. Likewise, let your father see thanksgiving quotes slip when he slips his hand in valet. No end to the ways and when the Thanksgiving quotes are so expressive, the task turns even easier.

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes about Family & Friends

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes About Family & Friends

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes About Family & Friends

  1. When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. – Willie Nelson
  2. Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” —Nicole Hollander
  3. There are only two ways to live your life.  One is as though nothing is a miracle.  The other is as if everything is. Albert Einstein
  4. You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception. Victor Kiam
  5. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.” –Oprah Winfrey
  6. I love Thanksgiving because it’s a holiday that is centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me. ~ Marcus Samuelsson
  7. Give thanks to the Lord for he is good. His love endures forever.
  8. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. ~ Oprah Winfrey
  9. Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped.  ~ Just Bill
  10. What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? — Erma Bombeck, “No One Diets on Thanksgiving,” 26 November 1981
  11. W. Clement Stone ~ If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
  12. Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ~ Kevin James
  13. I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
  14. Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.” ~ Charles Dickens
  15. We’re getting ready to sit down at the table and have Thanksgiving, and there’s people that are not with their families. There are people that are in dangerous areas, putting their lives on the line to keep our country free, and I think that’s something we should all celebrate every day. ~ Guy Fieri
  16. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never ever have enough.
  17. Thanksgiving is a time to give, a time to love, and a time to reflect on the things that matter most in life. ~ Danielle Duckery
  18. How to cut a turkey the Republican way: give 1% of your guests 99% of the meat. ~ Andy Borowitz
  19. Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. ~ Michael Dresser
  20. Henry David Thoreau ~ I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
  21. It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. ~ Phyllis Diller

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