Best Ever Collection of Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Birthday Wishes: Birthday is the day when we can do whatever we are not supposed to do. Our loved ones shower their blessings in form of gifts and presents. In return, we must express our thanks to them. Here we present some exclusive Thanksgiving quotes for Birthday wishes so we can use them in return of the valuable wishes given on our birthday after all it is an easy and effective way to show that the wishes of our friends and family mean a lot to us. In addition to Thanksgiving quotes for Birthday wishes, we also have a variety of Thanksgiving quotes for various events and days.
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I want to say thanks to you for travelling that seven km just for the free drinks, yummy cake and delicious food. Hats Off to your considerable efforts buddy!
Thanks buddy for making me little poorer this year. Don’t expect me to spare you on your birthday now.
I should thank Facebook to make you remember my birthday.
I must say thanks to you for making me realize that how good I am with my writing skills while writing this thank you note.
Thank you for travelling 4 km for free cake, food, and drinks. Great efforts!
Thank you for making me poorer by a few bucks. Am going to take my revenge soon.So, should I thank you or facebook birthday reminder for remembering my birthday?
Thank you for forcing me to write a thank you note. How else would I know if my writing skills are good or not?
Thank you for your compelling presence. It made me check my bank balance.
Thank you for being a total nut. It made me laugh for turning a year older.
Thank you for wishing me a day before my birthday. Shows your eagerness for the treat.
I can’t understand you, but those plates won’t clear themselves. ~ David Goodman
My wife asked me how to thaw a turkey? I said I usually just tell your mom a few jokes. If that doesn’t work there’s always alcohol. ~ Shane
I can’t wait to not eat the candied yams on Thanksgiving. ~ Sara
What do you call a short video from Thanksgiving that keeps repeating? ThanksGIFing. ~ Ellen DeGeneres
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. ~ Phyllis Diller
After Thanksgiving dinner men fall asleep because they’re full of turkey; women fall asleep because they’re exhausted.
– Melanie White
Ever notice how you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it’s because all the coats are on the bed.
– George Carlin
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.” —Kumail Nanjiani
An attitude of gratitude brings great things. – Yogi Bhajan
When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. – Willie Nelson
If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share. – W. Clement Stone
I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual – Henry David Thoreau
When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat! David Letterman
What did the hen tell the naughty chicks?
If you your father could see you now he would turn in his gravy. – Grave Humor