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17 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Inspirational

Best 17 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Inspirational – Celebrate the spirit of this wonderful festival with funny Thanksgiving quotes inspirational. This is one of the perfect occasions to offer gratitude and appreciate all the good you have around you. But remember to stay funny together with being emotional on the day. These Funny thanksgiving quotes are just perfect to celebrate the occasion around the table with your dear ones.

When people gather to commemorate the occasion, take a moment and express the gratitude with these most expressive funny and inspirational quotes on Thanksgiving. We are sure that these inspirational quotes are going to take your heart away. So, laugh out, turn expressive and win the hearts that mean the most to you on this Thanksgiving with simple and most inspirational words put in these quotes. And yes! If you wish to make this Thanksgiving even more expressive, be innovative with the way you share these quotes. It is just that you need to make your people feel special. Choose your way to share the Thanksgiving quotes in the best possible manner. Happy Thanksgiving!

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Inspirational

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Inspirational

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Inspirational

  1. W.T. Purkiser – Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving.
  2. “I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” —Jon Stewart
  3. The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. ~ Benjamin Franklin
  4. I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.” –Henry David Thoreau
  5. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. ~ Oprah Winfrey
  6. Enter his gates with Thanksgiving and his courts with praise; Give thanks to him and praise his name.
  7. It is when we stop thinking about what we don’t have or what we lack, and become grateful for who we are, that we can gain access to true unlimited inspiration.
  8. It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it. — Alistair Cooke
  9. Oscar Wilde – After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.
  10. Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson
  11. The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. ~ H.U. Westermayer
  12. Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. ~ Oprah Winfrey
  13. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~ Jim Davis
  14. Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of Thanksgiving.
  15. Thanksgiving marks the beginning of the holiday season and represents food, family and moments of sharing and professing gratitude.
  16. The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ But we do that every day Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us? ~ Jim Gaffigan
  17. On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime. — Unknown

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